HighLow, I am sorry you do not like my posts and get jealous that I get upvoted. Personally I do not ever read your posts since they are very long and full of nonsense, and I do not like rising to troll bait anymore. I think this thread is a good illustration of the differences in our posting styles, and why you are so mystified in general. A lot of people think if they make very long posts with long "analysis" that is what makes a good poster, but imagine if everyone posted like you, the forum would just be a huge cluster*****.
For instance, this guy posts a play problem. I basically just said the same thing as bluecalm, obviously start by double hooking clubs and go from there. There are simply too many permutations to go through at this point, I don't see any reason to analyze all of them when the start is always to hook clubs. That said, OP probably didn't know that hooking clubs was best to begin with and that's why he posted it starting from trick 1. Fair enough, he got his answer. I made a joke about "rhm type stuff" perhaps that is why I got upvoted and not bluecalm, or perhaps it is a bias in my favor, who cares?
Meanwhile, in response to his play problem, you latch onto a semantics thing because OP said that partner got us there. Perhaps he just meant partner is the one who made the final bid, and thus literally got us there, who cares? You then post hundreds of words on why you should not open a 12 count with 2 aces despite the fact that almost everyone in the world would open it. Ok, maybe you wouldn't open it and think the world sucks for opening with 12 points, that's great, who cares, it's a play problem? You are not being insightful by doing this, you are being a troll who is hijacking a thread. I assume you are at least aware enough to know that almost everyone in the world opens this hand. I also assume you know some people open even lighter than that. Perhaps that is their opening bid style to open all 11 counts. It doesn't say because it's not a thread about bidding or where the bidding is relevant. If you have a non-standard opening bid style, that is great for you, make a new thread about it. Instead you make people waste their time reading stupid BS and no doubt hijacking the thread.
Then you move on to your play "analysis" starting with:
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As far as the play, you have 9 on top. Terrible. But not surprising given all of the flaws I've already mentioned. In fact, to be honest, I'm surprised there is any play for 6NT whatsoever. The only reason there's a play for it is that you have all the aces.
I mean jeez, that's really insightful, you have 32 highs with 2 key tens and a key 9 and you're surprised 6N has any play. You are a great poster, that definitely deserves an upvote!
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You simply MUST find a club honor with RHO. Find out how many club tricks you have first.
Nice, isn't that what I said? Oh no, it isn't because it is untrue that you MUST find a club honor with RHO as you could make outside of the club suit. Since you love semantics, this is factually untrue, it is hilarious that you add in the capital MUST when it is just WRONG.
Next, you move on to your patented PERCENTAGES. Maybe if you use lots of numbers you will seem smart and mask that you are clueless about bridge. HINT: There is a reason that you only see top bridge players/analysts/writers use percentages, they are almost always irrelevant in figuring out what the best line is, and especially on a hand like this they are a lot trickier to use if you want to be accurate.
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(a) If clubs divide 3-3, you STILL need a red suit finesse to make. I'd cash 3 hearts and then take the diamond finesse, combining the J♥ dropping with the Q♦ onside. This is about a 21% chance: 27% of the time, clubs will be 3-3 with at least one club honor onside; the jack of hearts will fall 52% of the time, and when it doesn't, the Q♦ finesse will work half the time. So 27% x (1 - (1 - 52%) x (1 - 50%)) = 27% x 76%, or about 21%.
That's nice, how do you know if clubs are 3-3 when they cover one and duck one?
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(b) If clubs do not divide, you have only 10 tricks. You should try for 4 diamond tricks, or 4 hearts and 3 diamond tricks. You now MUST get the diamond finesse to work. Try that first. If it works, cash AK♦. If they divide, you have 12. If they don't, play for 4 heart tricks. This is about a 16% chance: Clubs will be 4-2 or worse with at least one honor onside about 3/4 of 64%, or 48% of the time. Of this, you need (i) Qxx♦ onside (18%) OR (ii) Q♦ not tripleton (32%) AND 4 heart tricks (52%). This is: 48% x [18% + (32% x 52%)] = 48% x (16% + 18%) = 48% x 34% = 16%. (This is all rounded, btw.)
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Thus, barring squeezes, I put this contract's chances at about 21% + 16% = 37%. With squeezes, maybe it's 40%. Please feel free to verify my math on this. My gut tells me 40% is too high.
That's great you clown, the squeezes are what make this hand interesting, and they also add a lot to your chances when clubs are 4-2 with a diamond honor on and they don't duck a club which is why your "percentages" are so silly. You just put up irrelevant numbers with BOLD and UNDERLINE and CAPS and ITALICS after spending the majority of your long post going on a tirade about how it's YOUR FAULT not PARTNERS FAULT you got to this awful 32 HCP "40 % slam" which you're surprised had any play at all and think you are being insightful.
What if I told you that when the play went:
Spade
Club hook losing to LHO
Spade
Club hook winning
Club LHO showing out
Diamond to the king
Diamond to the jack winning
That you are now 100 % to make? Yet in your "percentages" you have it as far lower:
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OR (ii) Q♦ not tripleton (32%) AND 4 heart tricks (52%).
The AND 4 heart tricks part is false, you do not need that, as you will just cash the major suits and squeeze RHO.
If RHO has Qx of diamonds, you can claim on a double squeeze (cash DJ, heart to the ace, spade pitching a club, claim).
But wait, perhaps this exposes you to a brilliant falsecard from QTxx of diamonds playing the queen on the second round? Nah, you're actually ok cashing the diamond, crossing to the HA, and playing a spade. If RHO follows, then you can hook the heart later with a full count. If RHO has xx Jxx Qxxx Qxxx he will be squeezed in 3 suits, forced to pitch his heart, thereby giving you the position.
So, whenever RHO has Hxxx of clubs and the DQ you are cold, yet your "percentages" show that you will be cold only half the time in that case when diamonds are 4-2. Very insightful.
What about when LHO has 4 clubs and it goes:
Spade
Club around to LHO
Spade
Club
Club RHO showing out
Diamond to the jack holding
Would you be surprised to learn that we are cold unless LHO has 4 diamonds to go with his 4 clubs (then we need the heart jack to fall)? Just cash the diamonds, if 3-3 claim. If RHO has 4, cash the last spade pitching your diamond and claim on the double squeeze. Yet, again, your analysis shows that when clubs are 4-2 with 1 honor on, and diamonds are 4-2 with the queen on, we are 52 % to make from there, instead of nearly 100 % Why bother posting percentages when they are irrelevant (we are not comparing 2 lines to see which is higher percentage) and also glaringly wrong? How can you look at a hand like this and mention squeezes as an afterthought and not include them in your analysis?
It is funny, I imagine you sitting there posting your long ass gramatically correct posts, underlining, bracketing, bolding, numbering, italicizing up the wazoo, adding in percentages and math and numbers and thinking "man I really nailed this one, I am gonna get so many upvotes" and then being distraught to see succinct posts with a joke that you don't even get having a couple of upvotes and you getting none and thinking "wow this system is rigged, unbelievable!"
Then you go back to this
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The morals of this story:
1. The south hand is an automatic 1st seat pass in my opinion.
2. The south hand is only worth an invitation to 6NT after partner opens 2NT, and that's only if I'm feeling extremely lucky.
3. The invitation to 6NT should probably be declined by north for the reasons I enumerated earlier.
4. A 4-3-3-3 opposite any 4-4-3-2 with usually not make 6NT with fewer than 34 HCP. That's right: 34. Not 33. These two hands have 32 and I'm amazed that it has as much of a chance as I calculated above. (BTW, with 2 4-3-3-3 hands, 35 HCP sometimes won't even do it!)
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1) Is about the bidding, and it's nice that you think that, maybe you should start a thread about it, but if your reaction to a somewhat interesting play problem is to criticize someone doing something that 95 % of experts and non experts alike do, and is at best a style thing, then GTFO if you want positive reactions to that!
2) An invite only if you're feeling lucky when you have 32-33 HCP? That is hyperbole and what does it even mean? Do you really bid based on how lucky you feel? Of course you know it is a highly contentious argument and is trollbait and will start the thread talking about the bidding rather than the play, classy.
4) Lol. I guess if I had no idea how to do a squeeze, I wouldn't want to play slam with 33 HCP.
I mean it is really just painful to read your posts, lol @ you being jealous that people might like my posting when I am "not insightful."