Give me a bid Red nose and some grossly oversized shoes.. here I come....
Before I vote, what is your opening bid of 3NT? Gambinng with or without stuff on the side... would your partner open 2
♣ holding...
What was 2
♥ (yes I see your hand, but what was your partner expecting). If 2
♥ was forcing, your partner expects a lot better hand from you and didn't make a slam try, so that will affect what I do. Was 2
♥ a negative free bid, in which case I have a fairly nice hand for partner giveng the bidding and we may well make 6
♦.
Ok/ If 2
♥ was forcing, I MUST bid 5
♦ now. I can't pass and then pull partners double as he will take that as a forcing pass and we will get much too high.
If 2
♥ was negative free bid, pass over 4
♠ is probably not forcing. That is too bad... odd hand.. if pass is forcing when I show a good hand, here I can't use it, and if pass is not forcing if I showed a bad hand, then I want to use but can't. An evil paradox.
So if partner will not hand above 2
♣, and that we are playing negative free bids, I am considering four equally flawed bids.
1) Double. I think we have 6 sure tricks (2H, 1D, 2C, 1S) and if we can find one more this will be a good result. Maybe partner will have two spade tricks?
2) 4NT - to play. If 5
♦ makes, but 4NT may not make (7D, 1S, 1C) and when they win the heart ACE, they cash tons of spades.
3) 5D/6D - two practical bids. They were already willing to save over 3NT, they may save over 6D even when it is not making (bid it with confidence in your voice..lol). And 5
♦ to protect your +600.. just hope you can't make a lot, lot more.
4) 5C - the clown bid... you asked for it, you got it. This is my bid if 2
♥ was negative free bid and if pass is not forcing (if pass is forincg, I pass and bid 5D over partners double to invite six).... This is a typical last train bid, suggesting slam. If partner has the right monster... like S=Ax H-Ax D-AKJxxxx C-A, we acutally get to 7Diamonds this way... remove any ace (well not club one, partner has to have that one on the bidding), we will make 6D. remove two aces, and we rest in 5
♦.
So my vote is... 5
♦ if 2
♥ was forcing, and 5
♣ if it was negative free bid.. let me know if you play it forcing, an I will fill in my voite.... BTW, I think this hand is a fit jump 3
♥ over 2
♣ and you are not in this position.. you are done and partner can decide... putting the last guess back on them rather than on you...
Ben
P-(P)-1♦-(2♣)
2♥-(2♠)-3NT-(P)
P-(4♣)-4♦-(4♠)
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