[ggwhiz]

Quote

There are many sub-forums that can be viewed as their own forum

There will never be a forum subber than this one.

[Aberlour10]

The guys from the NSA become headache if they ever randomly scan this thread.

[y66]

If Latin were dead, more miners would be judges.

[y66]

The NSA guys are too busy looking for Julian Assange,

[ggwhiz]

There is a group of 6 Italian Banjo players that call themselves Ban Jo VI

[y66]

Picture of NSA subject matter expert scanning this thread

[jjbrr]

in after water cooler itt

[Aberlour10]

y66, on Jun 4 2010, 07:03 PM, said:

The NSA guys are too busy looking for Julian Assange,

I thought they are fully stretched with economic and industrial espionage in allied countries.

[OleBerg]

jjbrr, on Jan 10 2010, 09:44 PM, said:

When you're eating a sandwich, halfway through you should flip the sandwich over so the top becomes the bottom. It will taste different.

If it is to challienging for your motor-skills, try a left-handed sandwich.

When you make it, simply turn everything 180 degrees, and you will experience what a lefhanded person experiences, eating a normal sandwich.

[OleBerg]

shyams, on Jan 13 2010, 01:31 PM, said:

A professor walks into a lecture hall and finds 25 students sitting there. He says "I bet $100 that any two of you share the same birthday (day + month)"

Assuming you or the professor has no advance knowledge of students birthdays, would you take on the bet with the professor?

A Philosopher walks into a seaside hotel.

"I would like a room with a point of view."

[gwnn]

Hi OleBerg nice to see a new member of the hijacking team.

[OleBerg]

Lobowolf, on Jan 14 2010, 07:11 PM, said:

Aberlour10, on Jan 14 2010, 11:08 AM, said:

Al_U_Card, on Jan 14 2010, 11:01 AM, said:

As long as we are talking football, how about that Cardinal's

we have talked about the real football

If it's "real" football, how come the goalie gets to use his hands?

What americans call football, is a sissy's game.

- Everybody is covered with extensive padding. (Wouldn't want to feel any pain at all.)
- Everytime anyone has run 10 yeards, everyone stops to catch their breath.
- If you are to clumsy to hold on to the ball, you get three more tries.

No, take a point blank hard-shot soccer ball directly into you balls, just to have your team lose with three goals instead of four, then we might discuss it.

[Aberlour10]

wow, it looks like somebody is on the endless journey to the origin of this thread

[OleBerg]

It has been proved, that cigarettes are the leading cause of statistics.

[jjbrr]

OleBerg, on Jun 5 2010, 12:11 PM, said:

Lobowolf, on Jan 14 2010, 07:11 PM, said:

Aberlour10, on Jan 14 2010, 11:08 AM, said:

Al_U_Card, on Jan 14 2010, 11:01 AM, said:

As long as we are talking football, how about that Cardinal's

we have talked about the real football

If it's "real" football, how come the goalie gets to use his hands?

What americans call football, is a sissy's game.

- Everybody is covered with extensive padding. (Wouldn't want to feel any pain at all.)
- Everytime anyone has run 10 yeards, everyone stops to catch their breath.
- If you are to clumsy to hold on to the ball, you get three more tries.

No, take a point blank hard-shot soccer ball directly into you balls, just to have your team lose with three goals instead of four, then we might discuss it.

spoken by someone who clearly has never played the game

[ggwhiz]

Speaking of sissy games:

Soccer, Touch an opponent and he goes down like he was shot.

Baseball, These guys go on the dl with bruised feelings.

Basketball, Many other sports have the butt slap but if you miss your first free throw, your buddies come over and give it a little cup and feel to improve your mood?

Hockey, get 6 teeth knocked out and get back on the ice in time for your next shift! Bobby Baun once played 1/2 a game on a broken leg.

Football, Ronnie Lott mashed up his little finger in the playoffs and to avoid missing time on the field had it immediately amputated.

[OleBerg]

jjbrr, on Jun 6 2010, 12:15 AM, said:

OleBerg, on Jun 5 2010, 12:11 PM, said:

Lobowolf, on Jan 14 2010, 07:11 PM, said:

Aberlour10, on Jan 14 2010, 11:08 AM, said:

Al_U_Card, on Jan 14 2010, 11:01 AM, said:

As long as we are talking football, how about that Cardinal's

we have talked about the real football

If it's "real" football, how come the goalie gets to use his hands?

What americans call football, is a sissy's game.

- Everybody is covered with extensive padding. (Wouldn't want to feel any pain at all.)
- Everytime anyone has run 10 yeards, everyone stops to catch their breath.
- If you are to clumsy to hold on to the ball, you get three more tries.

No, take a point blank hard-shot soccer ball directly into you balls, just to have your team lose with three goals instead of four, then we might discuss it.

spoken by someone who clearly has never played the game

Clearly. I'm not gay.

[jjbrr]

I'm not sure you know what that word means.

[OleBerg]

jjbrr, on Jun 6 2010, 12:56 AM, said:

I'm not sure you know what that word means.

I assumed it was used with this meaning (From Urban Dictionary):

"Clearly one of the greatest adverbs in the English language. Can be used at the start or tacked onto the end of absolutely any - and I mean ANY - sentence for emphasis, adding that extra-special pretentious feeling that one desires in one's speech. Used particularly when the speaker would like to make the person being addressed feel that what is being said is purely common knowledge and that they are utterly retarded for not already knowing it or for disagreeing with it."
Clearly, you don't know what the ***** you're talking about.

[mike777]

American Football players do seem to have alot of injures considering almost all of them play 6 minutes a week or less of football and they are in super shape.

The entire game is only about 12 minutes of play.


As for baseball players, ya...the get hurt all the time from just sneezing or taking out the garbage. Can anyone say I got a blister and cant play for a few weeks. AGain these guys are in great shape but get hurt all the time.

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Soccer players do take the oscar for acting.