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Womans greatest quality and why?

#1 User is offline   sceptic 

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Posted 2006-March-18, 04:43

Man,

See previous post :angry:
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Posted 2006-March-18, 11:40

Ironic, isn't it girls, that this thread is EMPTY?

:rolleyes: :)
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Posted 2006-March-18, 11:42

give me a minute and i am sure i will come up with something spectacular....
so much to choose from...
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Posted 2006-March-18, 11:43

Not ironic at all Alex, men are supposed to post about women's qualities, and we post in the men's thread!!
You got it all wrong! :)

In answer to your post in a man's greatest quality:

A great quality in a woman (IMO) is her not caring whether toilet seat is up or down.... what's the big deal anyway?? another quality, is to confuse you, by leaving seat up also :rolleyes:
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Posted 2006-March-18, 11:43

hang on...still thinking...its a toughie....
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Posted 2006-March-18, 11:45

well thank God for thread flood control, thats all I can say...
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Posted 2006-March-18, 12:02

Woman's Greatest Quality:

It's a toss up between 1) and 2) below.

1) Quality: Their ability to ambiguate the concept of NOTHING.

Why:
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i) They have a propensity to create an argument out of 'nothing'.
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ii) When asked what is wrong and they reply 'NOTHING' (voice infexion immaterial ): it usually means something is and men can do NOTHING about it.

2) The Synthesis of a highly-evolved SIGN LANGUAGE FOR THE DEAF.

Why:
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When they believe that men arent listening they give a SIGN. Normally involves plonking blankets on the sofa or leaving food to defrost strategically placed next to the remote-control.
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Posted 2006-March-18, 14:21

I would add that they are able to argue profusedly about something, even when they all share exactly the same view about the concept :rolleyes:
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Posted 2006-March-19, 09:21

None of you have mentioned a quality you think is great in a woman... you are writing about things that annoy you about females.... read the title of the thread! :)
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Posted 2006-March-19, 11:01

aisha759, on Mar 19 2006, 10:21 AM, said:

None of you have mentioned a quality you think is great in a woman... you are writing about things that annoy you about females.... read the title of the thread! :)

sometimes the two aren't mutually exclusive.. but your point is taken.. i think (from personal experience and observation) that the greatest thing about women is their ability to love, even when the object of that love is less than deserving
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Posted 2006-March-19, 11:19

Oh Jimmy....you're fracturing my achey-breaky ♥!!!

lol
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Posted 2006-March-19, 16:54

See this post by Jimmy

http://forums.bridge...showtopic=13060
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Posted 2006-March-19, 17:02

mr1303, on Mar 19 2006, 05:54 PM, said:

See this post by Jimmy

http://forums.bridge...showtopic=13060

proving my point :)
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Posted 2006-March-20, 02:31

luke warm, on Mar 19 2006, 07:01 PM, said:

i think (from personal experience and observation) that the greatest thing about women is their ability to love, even when the object of that love is less than deserving

Ha-ha Jimmy, you're close but slightly wrong. Women are above all good pretenders. The best thing about men is that they don't get it.....

.... thinking more about, you're probably right, at least with respect to a lot of women. Not sure if it's always a good quality, though .....

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Posted 2006-March-25, 05:10

helene_t, on Mar 20 2006, 08:31 AM, said:


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The best thing about men is that they don't get it.....


Story of my life...

Best thing about women? They are nice and soft.
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