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#21 User is offline   gwnn 

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Posted 2011-May-26, 03:21

 jjbrr, on 2011-May-25, 19:23, said:

Forgive me.

I'll submit another joke for your pardon.

Re: Axiom of Choice

What is an anagram of Banach-Tarski?

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Posted 2011-May-26, 08:36

 matmat, on 2011-May-26, 02:55, said:

And all four of them are Polish.


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Posted 2011-May-30, 20:21

e^{\frac{-1}{1-x^2}}

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Posted 2012-January-11, 10:49

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Posted 2012-January-11, 12:59

 iviehoff, on 2011-May-24, 06:48, said:

Connected" and "locally connected" are technical terminology in analytic topology . . . .

Any sort of topology, actually.
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Posted 2012-January-11, 17:21

I don't get it.
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Posted 2012-January-25, 02:56

 jjbrr, on 2011-May-25, 19:23, said:

What is an anagram of Banach-Tarski?

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Posted 2012-January-25, 08:12

Talking of Polly Nomial...
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Posted 2012-January-25, 08:43

 Zelandakh, on 2012-January-25, 08:12, said:

Talking of Polly Nomial...

Thanks for that, Zelandakh. I enjoyed reading about Polly Nomial again, even if it did make me feel rather old - it must be 30 years since I last read the story of Polly Nomial and Curly Pi, and like all the best stories I think it has grown a bit in the telling....
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Posted 2012-January-31, 00:35

There are two types of mathematicians: those who can count, and those who can't.
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Posted 2012-January-31, 02:02

 cherdano, on 2012-January-31, 00:35, said:

There are two types of mathematicians: those who can count, and those who can't.

I thought there were three types of mathematicians, but then again, what do I know?

I do know there are 1 types of people: those who know binary, and those who don't.
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Posted 2012-January-31, 10:15

 chasetb, on 2012-January-31, 02:02, said:

I thought there were three types of mathematicians, but then again, what do I know?

I do know there are 1 types of people: those who know binary, and those who don't.


This should be 10 types of people!
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Posted 2012-February-01, 17:02

LOL@ e(x) d/dy joke!!!!
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Posted 2012-February-02, 00:45

 cherdano, on 2012-January-31, 00:35, said:

There are two types of mathematicians: those who can count, and those who can't.


Let's try this again:

By my count, that's three!
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