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Official BBO Hijacked Thread Thread No, it's not about that

#1361 User is offline   bid_em_up 

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Posted 2010-April-28, 08:44

Speaking of doctors:

A lady goes to visit her doctor and says "Doc, I have this problem. I have been having some serious gas lately, and farting all the time" as she lets 'em fly everywhere. She says "Thank God though, they are silent and they don't smell".

Doc examines her for a few minutes, writes her a prescription and tells her to take these pills and come back in two weeks.

Upon her return, the woman states "I don't understand it Doc. I still have the farting problem, but all of the sudden, I can hear them."

Doc says "Great, now that we have your hearing fixed, we can work on your sense of smell!!"
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Posted 2010-April-28, 09:11

German Fas... Blitz! Food : Currywurst mit Pommes. I like it! :P

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Posted 2010-April-28, 09:40

Aberlour10, on Apr 28 2010, 11:11 AM, said:

German Fas... Blitz! Food : Currywurst mit Pommes. I like it! :P

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This after a fart joke is, somehow, interesting.

 wyman, on 2012-May-04, 09:48, said:

Also, he rates to not have a heart void when he leads the ♥3.


 rbforster, on 2012-May-20, 21:04, said:

Besides playing for fun, most people also like to play bridge to win


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Posted 2010-April-28, 12:44

Lawyers take a long time to do anything, understandably since they are still "practicing" law.

Doctors make me nervous.
When a deaf person goes to court is it still called a hearing?
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Posted 2010-April-29, 02:57

wtf

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Posted 2010-April-29, 06:37

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Posted 2010-April-29, 07:16

Do I look like a guy with a plan?
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Posted 2010-April-29, 07:34

Winstonm, on Apr 29 2010, 08:16 AM, said:

Do I look like a guy with a plan?

Yes, you do. Your secret plan was>>>> to start the biggest thread ever in our galaxy. I saw it through :P
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#1369 User is offline   Al_U_Card 

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Posted 2010-April-29, 07:45

Aberlour10, on Apr 29 2010, 08:34 AM, said:

Winstonm, on Apr 29 2010, 08:16 AM, said:

Do I look like a guy with a plan?

Yes, you do. Your secret plan was>>>> to start the biggest thread ever in our galaxy. I saw it through :o

So it WAS a conspiracy! :P
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Posted 2010-April-29, 07:45

Poker geeks what is luke the longest thread on 2+2? And is it about poker? :P
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Posted 2010-April-29, 07:52

Al_U_Card, on Apr 29 2010, 08:45 AM, said:

Aberlour10, on Apr 29 2010, 08:34 AM, said:

Winstonm, on Apr 29 2010, 08:16 AM, said:

Do I look like a guy with a plan?

Yes, you do. Your secret plan was>>>> to start the biggest thread ever in our galaxy. I saw it through :P

So it WAS a conspiracy! :o

There were no postings about curling on last 22 pages, this thing looks fishy. :P
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Posted 2010-April-29, 08:11

""The Economist" means the European map is outdated and illogical. Here's how it should look..and why...:P


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http://www.economist.com/world/europe/disp...ory_id=16003661
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Posted 2010-April-29, 08:16

gwnn, on Apr 29 2010, 07:45 AM, said:

Poker geeks what is luke the longest thread on 2+2? And is it about poker? :P

If I had to guess, I'd say it's probably a no content thread just like this one.

The bridge thread on 2p2 is very long, but nowhere near the longest.

Edit: I don't have your mad search skillz, gwnn, but in a quick search I found one Soccer thread with 75,000 replies and a NBA basketball thread with 96,000. I wouldn't be surprised if there are longer ones that I couldnt find.
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Posted 2010-April-29, 10:13

Aberlour10, on Apr 29 2010, 08:52 AM, said:

Al_U_Card, on Apr 29 2010, 08:45 AM, said:

Aberlour10, on Apr 29 2010, 08:34 AM, said:

Winstonm, on Apr 29 2010, 08:16 AM, said:

Do I look like a guy with a plan?

Yes, you do. Your secret plan was>>>> to start the biggest thread ever in our galaxy. I saw it through :P

So it WAS a conspiracy! :lol:

There were no postings about curling on last 22 pages, this thing looks fishy. :)

Whenever you see "cc" at the end of a communication, it indicates "Curling Conspiracy" in case you were wondering.... :P
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Posted 2010-April-29, 11:27

Goldman Sachs told me this thread was AAA - what other assurance could I possible need?
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Posted 2010-April-29, 11:30

Speaking of hockey, why did Zorro always carve the intitial for Zamboni into his victims - was he getting ready to ice them?
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Posted 2010-April-29, 11:35

Winstonm, on Apr 29 2010, 12:27 PM, said:

Goldman Sachs told me this thread was AAA - what other assurance could I possible need?

Who trusts the ratings these days? Today AAA, tomorrow we will wake up in a junk thread :P
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Posted 2010-April-29, 12:35

HABS WIN! HABS WIN!

First time in a #1 vs #8 playoff that a team down 3 games to one comes back to win.

Lots of hangovers in the province of Quebec this morning...
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Posted 2010-April-29, 13:14

polish coke
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Posted 2010-April-29, 13:40

jjbrr, on Apr 29 2010, 02:14 PM, said:

polish coke

hmmmmm?
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