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Official BBO Hijacked Thread Thread No, it's not about that

#1181 User is offline   Lobowolf 

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Posted 2010-March-31, 14:52

Hanoi5, on Mar 31 2010, 06:20 AM, said:

This topic is full of bacon.

Just to check something, when you hear the country Venezuela, what do you think about?

I think of the game Risk, in which it's one of only 4 South American countries (and the gateway to North America).

I also think of Coke Zero being unavailable.
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Posted 2010-March-31, 15:02

Hanoi5, on Mar 31 2010, 06:20 AM, said:

This topic is full of bacon.

I am pretty sure,that the bacon/non-bacon postings ratio will be calculated one day.
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Posted 2010-March-31, 16:45

Venzuelan Ice Fishing is NOT a sport.
Venzuelan mud wrestling IS a sport.

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Posted 2010-March-31, 17:34

What's really bothering me tonight is that I just watched that new Bud Lite T.V. ad where the planewrecked passengers turn down the girl who finds the plane's radio in favor of the guy who found the cooler full of beer and I'm thinking to myself - that could really happen - that's the point our culture has reached.

WHAT IN HELL TOOK THEM SO LONG??? PARTY! PARTY!
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Posted 2010-April-01, 05:30

Scandalous! German goverment decided to impose a tax on communication per e-mail, there will be a charge 0,09 €/ email from 01.06.10 :)
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Posted 2010-April-01, 05:54

hm april 1?
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Posted 2010-April-01, 08:50

jjbrr, on Mar 31 2010, 02:03 PM, said:

"Miss Universe" is awfully presumptuous, isnt it?

yes! no doubt, given the size of our universe, that there is at least one other planet that evolved humans exactly the same as our planet and one of them is the most beautiful female currently present in the universe. (and of course chosen in the usual objective manner) :blink:
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Posted 2010-April-01, 08:55

Aberlour10, on Mar 31 2010, 06:19 AM, said:

Everybody OK after the first collision in the Large Hadron Collider? Nobody in a black hole? :blink:

Josh?, You escaped? :lol:
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Posted 2010-April-01, 12:35

pooltuna, on Apr 1 2010, 08:55 AM, said:

Aberlour10, on Mar 31 2010, 06:19 AM, said:

Everybody OK after the first collision in the Large Hadron Collider? Nobody in a black hole? :D

Josh?, You escaped? :lol:

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Posted 2010-April-01, 17:58

jjbrr, on Apr 1 2010, 01:35 PM, said:

pooltuna, on Apr 1 2010, 08:55 AM, said:

Aberlour10, on Mar 31 2010, 06:19 AM, said:

Everybody OK after the first collision in the Large Hadron Collider? Nobody in a black hole? <_<

Josh?, You escaped? :lol:

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That pancake needs bacon bits sprinkled on top - and come to think of it, so does the Hadron Collider.

Have two pieces of bacon ever collided at the speed of sizzle?
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Posted 2010-April-01, 17:59

Two avocados walk into a bar holding a piece of bacon....oh, you've heard it....
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Posted 2010-April-01, 20:33

Two jokes for you, Winston.

A neutron walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."

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Posted 2010-April-01, 22:00

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."


Woof! But I'll still use it.

The other one is a Yogi Berra quote?
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Posted 2010-April-01, 23:31

An economist specializing in game theory is in the woods with a friend. They see a bear charging them. The theorist opens up a laptop and starts to compute an optimal escape strategy. His friend cries out, "Run! There's no time!" "Don't worry," says the theorist, "the bear has to work it out, too."
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Posted 2010-April-02, 05:00

what's the point of kumquats? they don't taste sensibly better than oranges or tangarines but they're about 5x more expensive.
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Posted 2010-April-02, 06:28

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A neutron walked into a bar and asked the bartender, "How much for a beer?" The bartender replied, "For you, no charge."


Woof! But I'll still use it.

The other one is a Yogi Berra quote?

Would that have been the h-bar?

Did they order a Heisenberg?

:beer: :lol:
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Posted 2010-April-02, 07:06

gwnn, on Apr 2 2010, 06:00 AM, said:

what's the point of kumquats? they don't taste sensibly better than oranges or tangarines but they're about 5x more expensive.

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Posted 2010-April-02, 07:35

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Posted 2010-April-02, 07:37

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Posted 2010-April-02, 13:25

Winstonm, on Mar 31 2010, 05:45 PM, said:

Venzuelan Ice Fishing is NOT a sport.

Why not?

I hope, you don't plead the quality of the ice resurfacing in the Orinoco delta as the reason.
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