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So, my Grandmother-in-Law just had surgery on her neck to resolve some bone issues that were causing her discomfort. The surgery went well. However, as a routine measure, she was hooked up to morphine and got confused as to what she was supposed to do with the button, pushing it constantly. As a result of this confusion, apparently the hospital had a beer and sex party with the doctors and nurses, secret agents were in the hospital secretly meeting with my G-mom-in-law about the drug sales going on at the hospital, apples started growing out of a tree that was planted in the wallpaper, and I was lurking around the hospital last night trying to stop all of this nonsense, sort of floating around.
So, when I went to visit her, I noticed that the first name on the list of patients in her section was a gentleman by the name of "Philip K." Hmmmmm.
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Coincidence?!?!? A Cultural Issue, Perhaps
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Posted 2007-September-07, 06:23
"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
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Posted 2007-September-07, 06:27
What kind of bidding systems were they playing at that beer-and-sex party?
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Posted 2007-September-07, 06:38
helene_t, on Sep 7 2007, 07:27 AM, said:
What kind of bidding systems were they playing at that beer-and-sex party?
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"Gibberish in, gibberish out. A trial judge, three sets of lawyers, and now three appellate judges cannot agree on what this law means. And we ask police officers, prosecutors, defense lawyers, and citizens to enforce or abide by it? The legislature continues to write unreadable statutes. Gibberish should not be enforced as law."
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Posted 2007-September-07, 11:09
helene_t, on Sep 7 2007, 07:27 AM, said:
What kind of bidding systems were they playing at that beer-and-sex party?
what a woman!!
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Posted 2007-September-07, 18:28
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apples started growing out of a tree that was planted in the wallpaper,
Far out - I was at this same party in 1969.
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