fred, on Feb 21 2007, 02:19 PM, said:
It is not important that 4H is ambiguous as to what it *shows*
All that matters is the (natural) message that a natural 4H carries:
If 4H is natural it means "I think we might be able to win 10 tricks with hearts as trump. What do you think?".
If the partner of the natural 4H bidder wants to waste some time and energy he can sit there and think about what hand type his partner might have.
Or he could look at his hand. If he has Axx of hearts he will know what to do.
Isn't that an appealling way to bid?
Not really.
If I have no idea whether your 4
♥ shows really good hearts (AQJx maybe), I cannot know what to do with Kx, where passing might be right. What about xxx?
If 4
♥ could be great hearts, or could be the only way to force with diamonds and hearts, perhaps Qxxx is enough, because of great diamonds?
For that matter, if natural all the way makes sense, why not have an auction where we keep creeping up toward which Moysian or 4-2 major fit makes sense, at the cost of any constructive slam auctions?
This is so insanely simple to me. If I have a hand that cannot force game, with diamonds, I'll bid 3
♦ after 3
♣. If partner wants to pass, we're probably high enough. If not, he can introduce a major.
If I am too strong to have 3
♦ passed, I'll probably double with at least one major, but maybe neither. If partner bids either major, I might raise it. If he bids hearts, I might introduce spades. If he bids spades, hearts is now out of the picture. If I don't like his choice, I bid diamonds. OR, I might even bid 3NT.
If I had held a five-card major, I'd bid it.
Now, how simple is that? How appealing is that? I simply bid what I have, and I don't make weird "which Moysian" calls like 4
♥. I game bash, to a degree, and bid naturally initially. If I have 6-4 in the majors, I bid the long one, especially if it is hearts, instead of doubling and then catching up with some weird 4
♥ call.
I'm the esoteric one???
I've seen how these double-first-then-guess auctions work out in practice. Doubling is not the solution for all possible hands.
Look at the recent suggested hand problem. With xxxxx in hearts, and KQJ in spades, bid 3
♥. How difficult is that? Or, if you prefer, double and then bid 4
♦, letting partner bid 4
♥. We know, now, that we have a diamond fit, and that Opener has 4342 pattern, probably.
All this nonsense wriggling about with a double and then punt 4
♥ call seems so absurd in comparison with the simple idea I have as to clear bidding, especially when I'm being described as the esoteric one. I just do not get why Responder must bid 4
♥ to offer the Moysian, when 4
♦ allows Opener to bid 4
♥ to offer the Moysian. Why do we both need to offer the Moysian? Is this to clarify Axxx opposite KQx, as opposed to AQxx opposite Kxx? No one has suggested this yet, and it might make some sense, but apparently all of the "if it sounds natural then it is" people have no real grasp of the reason for this two-way bidding.
My tone may be angry, but it simply frustrates the heck out of me to be attacked by Justin and argued with as if I was applying some esoteric nonsense thinking when I genuinely believe that this 4
♥ call only is ambiguous if you completely ignore a simple way to bid in this situation. If any of this 4
♥ as natural stuff makes any sense, then what the heck would 4
♥ be by Opener if you do bid 4
♦? If natural, offering a place to play, then we do not need 4
♥ by Responder to offer that contract. The only way we need that is if 4
♦ is non-forcing. So, this entire nonsense seems to revolve around why you would not bid 3
♦ with diamonds (and easily a major) and passable, double then 4
♦ forcing.
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