My favorite all time headline was from the New York Times after the Mad Cow crisis hit Great Britan:
"Radical Hindu Group Offers Sanctuary to British Cows."
						
						
						
					
					
				
		
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				Posted 2006-April-03, 18:24
						"saints draft manning - can super bowl be far behind?" ... about 35 yrs ago 
						
						
						
					
					
						
	"Paul Krugman is a stupid person's idea of what a smart person sounds like." Newt Gingrich (paraphrased)
					
				
				
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				Posted 2006-April-03, 18:58
						Dewey Defeats Truman! 
						
						
						
					
					
						
	"Injustice anywhere is a threat to justice everywhere." 
					
				
				
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				Posted 2006-April-03, 19:20
						HOW TO TELL IF YOUR PROSTITUTE IS AN EXTRATERRESTRIAL
Weekly World News.
						
					
					
						Weekly World News.
	http://badmonsters.blogspot.com probably will not change your life.
					
				
				
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				Posted 2006-April-03, 19:38
						Was tough to find, but someone was thoughtful enough to save it:
http://www.geocities...amp3/sp_ke.html
						
					
					
						http://www.geocities...amp3/sp_ke.html
	"Half the people you know are below average." - Steven Wright
					
				
	
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